Dear Santa:
It’s been years since I last wrote. 
As you may recall, all I really want is for all the world’s peoples to live in peace and harmony.
I never stopped believing in you Santa. Really. But I know there are SOME people who are just plain SKEPTICAL. Why not show them that you ARE real?
I was thinking maybe this Segway Transporter, Model HT P13 (only $2500 at Sam’s Clubs), would be just the ticket. I’d fix it up, install a user-controlled netcam and backbone with 802.16e/EV-DO for live webcasting of park events. Then I’ll add a tiny OQO with a GPS triggered adventure guide.
What do you think, Santa?
PS: Don’t forget your milk and cookies.
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